Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Biblical bullshit

From Banned by the Bible at http://leviticusbans.tumblr.com/post/23730370413/76-things-banned-in-leviticus


The link offers " chapter and verse on a more-or-less comprehensive list of things banned in the Leviticus book of the bible. A decent number of them are punishable by death."
Below are just those that I'm pretty sure most people have done (including me?)
3.       Eating fat (3:17)
7.       Touching an unclean animal (5:2)
12.   Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)
13.   Tearing your clothes (10:6)
14.   Drinking alcohol in holy places  (10:9)
15.   Eating an animal which doesn’t both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7)
16.   Touching the carcass of any of the above (problems here for rugby) (11:8)
17.   Eating – or touching the carcass of – any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)
36.   Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)
44.   Stealing (19:11)
45.   Lying (19:11)
51.   Spreading slander (19:16)
53.   Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18)
54.   Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19)
59.   Practising divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26)
60.   Trimming your beard (19:27)
61.   Cutting your hair at the sides (19:27)
65.   Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32)
72.   Working on the Sabbath (23:3)
75.   Selling land permanently (25:23)

Some of most ironic ones for fundamentalists in the USA:
59.   Practising divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26)
62.   Getting tattoos (19:28)
64.   Turning to mediums or spiritualists (19:31)

66.   Mistreating foreigners – “the foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born  (19:33-34)
68.   Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20:9)
73.   Blasphemy (punishable by stoning to death) (24:14)

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