Becoming a Pastafarian Priest

For many years I've been thinking about becoming a man of the cloth. Now I can do that for only $30 USD. And the best part? Its ok if the cloth becomes splattered in spaghetti sauce!

From http://www.venganza.org/ordination/

Yay for the (un)holy Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)!

What I love most about FSM, is the basic tenants, reproduced below from http://www.venganza.org/about/

By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma. That is, there are no strict rules and regulations, there are no rote rituals and prayers and other nonsense. Every member has a say in what this church is and what it becomes.
To outsiders it makes us hard to define, but here are some general things that can be said about our beliefs:

• We believe pirates, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers and it was due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today
• We are fond of beer
• Every Friday is a Religious Holiday
• We do not take ourselves too seriously
• We embrace contradictions (though in that we are hardly unique)