You code like a Klingon

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var'aq is a speculative exercise in language creation: what does a programming language used by Klingons look like? It is a real programming language (not just a toy) that tries to imagine what it's like to be a hacker of the best-documented alien race in science fiction.

I think it should be called K# or K Sharp. Sharp like a Bath'leth