Clients from Hell

I'm enjoying the quotes from http://clientsfromhell.net

Some favourites

"I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you." 

"I’ve replaced the logo you designed for our website with clipart from google. So, take that charge off the invoice please." 

"Can you make the drop-down menus on the site only work when the someone wants to use it? We just don’t want them to move over the menu and it pops out by mistake."

 "I’d rather not sign a support agreement. This is all stuff you should be doing anyway."

"Can you do a review of the site that our in-house web designer made? I’ll pay you $1 a minute for 5 minutes for a complete & detailed review."

"Can I suggest that you give us a glossary of your jargon, so we can all speak the same language? None of us here are developers. eg: Headers, Headlines, Article links, Tabs."

and the winner:

“We want a state of the art website with all the functions and everything, so how much do you think that will cost? please bear in mind we are Jewish.”