Why I hate the Twilight movies

Has anyone else noticed that the lead characters in the Twilight series seem to have only two expressions? Blank and Blanker?

So the reasons why I hate the Twilight movies:

• Insipid acting
• Infantile dialog
• Slow, boring story
• Dull cinematography
• Uninteresting characters
• Evisceration of vampire legends
• Legions of dumb drooling fangirls