Future benign dictator seeks minions of evil for world conquest plans. Axis of Evil is looking for fit entry-level people interested in starting a career in world domination. We are offering great international opportunities for the right applicants. Would suite individual demonstrating highly dogmatic tendencies and cult-like devotion. Ability to self-sacrifice highly valued (please provide details of previous suicide experience).
We are considering the use of violence so, your expertise in guns, explosives, nuclear weapons (clean and dirty), or biological agents may be an advantage.
Axis of Evil is an independent not-for-profit organisation that may do business with but is not controlled by the states of Libya, Iran, North Korea, USA, Israel or any of the following groups: Al Qaeda, the Black Pathers, PLO, Tamil Tigers, Shining Path, IRA or the Cult of Scientology.
Please contact me via the comments if you are interested in applying. Surviving previous applicants need not reapply. No current government agents please.
Disclaimer: This is a joke just in case someone is stupid enough to take it seriously, and is not intended to express support for any terrorist actions, although it should raise the question of WHY people are willing to die for such causes.
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